Murphys Law

1. Everthing that can go wrong, will go wrong 2. All Warranties will expire upon payment of invoice 4. Friends come and Go, but enemies accumulate 12. If you try and please everybody noone will like it 14. You will always find something in the last place you look 15. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet 20. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought 21. If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up 22. A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first 24. Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact centre 25. The repairman would have never seen a model quite like yours before 26. When a broken appliance is demonstrated fot the repairman, it will work perfectly 30. Everybody has a scheme for getting rich that will not work 35. You will remember that you forgot to take out the garbage when the garbage truck is 2 doors away 37. Theres never a time to do it right, but thers always time to do it over 39. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening 47. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 50. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn 52. If everybody seems to be going well, you obviously dont know what the hell is going on 54. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing 55. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference