'Murican

Someone who exemplifies what it means to be a good, warm-blooded American. These characteristics include, but are not limited to: 1. Usage of the First Amendment in the form of what some might perceive as slightly offensive memes. (only offensive if reader allows it to offend them- a revolutionary idea only drafted by true 'Muricans) 2. Has a love affair with the Second Amendment. 3. Enjoys activities like long walks to the bar and riding around shirtless in a lawn mower whilst guzzling a cold one. A classic example of a 'Murican is as follows: Woody James (Also known as Papa Woody or Woody Daddy) Award-winning Nashville songwriter with lawn chairs and a blow up mattress as the primary seating in his apartment. #WoodyJamesforPresident #Wevegotafriendinhim #'Muricaheckyeah! #GodblesstheUSA #baldeaglescreechingindistance (these hashtags also serve as a personification of 'Murican culture)