murb

1. name given to congrove's mullet by a student with the code name "jake". murb has magical powers, usually triggered by congrove's lack of masculine testosterone or by a large amount of marijuana during the school day (which ironically makes murb powerless against the murbuhtrons, who hate murb and want him to die). some of these powers include: a)talking to everybody except those not named congrove b)spying on the murbuhtrons to find out their next move in chess c)transforming into congrove's toy poodle 2. a name you can call any duesche bag on the street