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Mutant Undercover Pinko Puppet Espionage Team. Googly-eyed abominations created in Soviet laboratories to infiltrate and destroy America from the inside out. They disguise themselves as lovable puppets but actually want you to turn against the government. It is a fact that Kermit the Frog's arm-waving is actually a form of hypnotic brain washing that makes children want to burn U.S. flags and do heroin. Some of them live in the ghetto, particularly a slum called "Sesame Street", in which there lives a homosexual couple and a creature that lives in garbage, obviously an attempt to teach kids that homosexuality and living in poverty are OK. Sharing is also a dominant theme, proving that these creatures have strong communist values. The only logical response to these creatures is to burn every single Muppet toy you see.