mullet tag
Rule 1 When you see a Mullet, be the first to call it and punch all of your friends. Call out "Mullet!" as you sock them in the arm. Depending on the severity of the mullet, adjust the applied pressure of the fist accordingly. As in, the standard middle age guy mullet, just punch them. If it's like a Kentucky Waterfall or a Meximullet, you should be trying to knock them off of their chair. Rule 2 The "That's not a Mullet!" cry from the punched. Mullet is defined as, "Business in the front and party in the back," by all authorities on the subject. If you are the first to see a questionable mullet, it is up to you to punch for it, or cry out "Void Mullet," meaning that you see it but it hardly qualifies as a mullet, and you don not wish to be hit in return. You can not apply the void mullet exception to a blatant mullet just because you are a pussy and do not wish to be hit. Rule 3 The "Mullet Free Zone." Because of the staggering punishment that may be evoked by certain places and events, all parties can agree on a temporary truce to mullet tag. This truce is temporary, and only implies the actual place or event. Like if we go into a Wal-Mart, and declare a truce because it's unemployment check day, the "Mullet Free Zone," is only for the interior of the store, unless otherwise stated, so if we follow a mullet out of the store, it's fair game immediately after the door frame. Penalties, since you will always have one friend challenging every mullet he gets punched for, when the hair is determined to be a true mullet, then he receives one penalty punch. Simply asking "Where?" does not imply a challenge, you as the Mullet Puncher do have the responsibility of pointing out a mullet for which punching has been issued. If the hair is not a true mullet upon further inspection, the Mullet Puncher receives one, wide open and no ducking, return punch.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
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| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
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