Mukgangbang tee
The act of group sex involving copious amounts of food, typically in South Korea. >50% fatality rate, rice paper is commonly used as protection. Bamboo is frequently used as a sounding instrument. Participants are frequently drunk on a potent cocktail of soy sauce and liquidised wasabi. Dog shit is used as lube, as well as the inevitable bleeding. A sexualised torture technique. Feature positions: the Ricecum: shoving cooked rice in the nearest vagina and proceeding to pound it with 7 friends. The ejaculation that inevitably occurs mixes with the rice, creating a pleasing substance, similar to rice pudding. Fatal to those involved if 8 pounders are involved. Red Envelope: getting 5 dollar notes (example value, can be more) and wiping them in dog shit before ripping them into bite-sized pieces, proceeding to eat and throw up (depending on digestive system strength of the participant). A Catch variant can be played, which entails the 'catching' of someone else's puke before contributing to the mess, flinging it on to the next participant. The first person to 'drop the stew' loses the monetary value of the original red envelope Aftereffects include noodles in anal cavities, dim sin stuck in vaginas and rice paper rolls stuck on penises, sometimes (if the recipient was unlucky) stuck inside the aforementioned genital.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!