Mount Saint Mary's College/University

If you do not want to succeed in life, then the Mount is your place! Instead of studying and working your way up to a nice job out of college, you will instead experience sex, drugs, alcohol, and lots of it...in fact, pretty much every night! Most of the people here, are rich idiots, too stupid to get into a better college! Their are a few however, poor souls who were tricked into thinking the Mount is a great instituion, but even most of them fall into the trap of living the rest of their life, paying off their expensive Mount tuition on a $25,000/yr salary! Sure these four years may be the "best" experience of your life, but have fun living the next 50 years on welfare! Its sad really, the classes are not hard by any means, yet most people have a 2.0 gpa. But don't make something of yourself! Come to the Mount and help yourself become a useless member of society!!!