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Mount Olive Tee

Is there seriously a definition to M.O.? Yeah, one word: messed-up. oh wait thats two, but i wouldnt know because i went to school in mo all my life. There's everything you want from a fcked up town. we got your good old druggies, sluts, skanks, whores, dipshits, potheads, btiches, jocks, skaters, posers,wanna-bees, and then... well everyone else wanting to be something they arent. class of 2012!! whoot whoot! you guys got the best rep out there!! yay!! you have pregnant people in 8th grade! yeah suck that!! OH WAIT!! all the girls have :) yeah we got more sluts then the play boy masion can handle. so they sent them to mount olive to fill up these already sucky schools and create more drama then our little mouths can say :) the bitches create the drama, and then complain about it. they say how much they hate it, but then feed the fire. really.. its all a call for attention. who can have the most piercings?!? READY GO!!! yeah, thats what we have sunken to. so everyone here says they hate it so much. and how much they wanna move. but really. anyone who has grown up here, can live anywhere. anyways. we have the basic... "ghetto" where our "gangsters" come from.. yeah half of them are white, but shhh dont tell them!! then we have upper class mount olive. houses bigger then needed, and just take up space. we have the ever so lovely turkey brook. with more soccer fields then any town needs. but hey, a great place to go and smoke pot!! drug dealers all around, and yeah, they get them from the ice cream man! yumm yumm! we have all those flanders kids who think they are the shit just because they can walk to dunkin donuts and piss off the cops. which is very scary by the way!! and then all the apartments by the jail house we call MOMS. yeah lovely places right there. about MOMS: WORST PLACE ALIVE!! pda... yeah that could get you detention. flipflops too. gum yeah that too. SAY WHAY?? i cant wear this shirt bc my shoulders are showing?!?! OH MY GOD!! yeah suck it!! haha they already do!! all in all... mount olive is one of kind. no other place can pull of a rich look like we do. seriously. you wouldnt understand unless you have lived here. and once you do, you just wont be the same again.

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N. Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

asas a. Feb 8
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