Mormon

1) A religious cult that is only a few centuries old- survives purely through having tons of children and indoctrinating them (see brainwash) 2) A person who believes in magical underwear and that if you are a white male you will become a god of your own planet 3) A group of people who hijacked Christianity in order to give some kind of legitimacy to their batshit insane religion. A con man named Joseph Smith found plates that for some reason weren't important enough to keep but everyone should just take his word on it. He also got a lot of his revelations through looking into a hat 4) A religious cult who keeps changing its doctrine to hide its racism and ridiculous beliefs 5) Generally nice people who have been systematically misinformed since birth, and as such will fight till the bitter end against any form of reason and will leave tons of boring definitions on urbandicionary, basically devaluing one of the best resources on the web.