Moongoon

The act in which one contacts a Navajo Indian tribe member, specifically one that is named "Eagle Eye", for he is the ring leader of the moongooning squad. For one to undergo the moongooning ritual a bison should be killed and beheaded. The bison's blood must be painted on one's neck in order to summon the great Navajo Thunderbird. The Thunderbird then picks up the one who summons, then takes them the moon and then one goons upon the moon. One takes peyote with the sun during the process. One who moongoons becomes so euphoric that one is addicted to moongooning. Once the knowledge of moongooning enters the brain one must moongoon for life. Once you are initiated in moongooning, you will be given a headdress and a big stick and will dance around a fire, leading others to the way of moongooning. Moongooning may include, but are not limited to: Putting on the buffalo skull and moongooning with Pete Davidsons or Jordan Peterson. Side effects will include severe drunkenness, as well as effects relative to every known drug ( Breathalyzers and Drug tests will read extreme positives while under the influence of moongooning). One will also not last more than 5 seconds while in a teepee (You know what we mean). There should be no negativity at the moongooning session if one brings negative energy to the moongooning ritual one is smote by the great Navajo Thunderbird, there should be positive vibes only. If you are stressed out you should moongoon.