Mooch Tiger

An aggressive, audacious, or fierce parasitic individual who incessantly tries to get your stuff free of charge and never has anything to give back. Not your ordinary mooch, but the epitome of a life, blood, patience, time and resource sucking leech. The Mooch Tiger usually doesn’t have a real job or means of employment. His job is to live off of YOU. He's not just a fake friend in a temporary state of need, but he's “family”, or “like family” because that’s what he’s always calling you, and he’s constantly facing one downturn and temporary setback after another, that for some reason, he feels the need to share with you. This info about his circumstances usually comes shortly before he hints at needing some assistance from you and somehow he knows exactly when you have the resources to help him fix his dilemma. A real Mooch Tiger will never admit that he is broke. Why? Because YOU’RE never broke, and in his mind, if you’re okay, than he’s okay too.