Montgomery Tee
A southern black female language arts teacher who cannot fucking teach for her goddamn life. She spends most of the class talking about civil rights even though there is only one black kid in the class of 30. She is also a feminist who says all men want to rape every woman on the planet. Constantly claims White Males are the devil among us. She will always turn any argument into a matter of race and gender. Also has very bad pronunciation. She is unable to make furry, fury, and fiery sound different. She got her Master’s Degree from an internet printout. Doesn't know what irony is, or any literary term for that matter. She is a teacher only because she is black. She takes an entire semester to read half of a 5th grade level book, then makes you start over. Makes you do 3 biographies a month about a dead white guy, a black activist (so she claims), and a feminist who got raped as a child and blames everything bad in her life on men. She makes you do a bunch of useless work you could do in 6th grade but she insists it’s important. She is the kind of person who makes you stab yourself while in her class. She is that one teacher who you will remember when you’re about to die as the teacher who made that one period of school a complete living hell.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.