Monk

The monk is a style of the pubes. I say style, but nobody would choose to have their pubes this way. Imagine a monks head, hairy on the sides. Now imagine that in pants, hair poking here, there and everywhere. Disgusting, I know. A wise man once said to me, go down a girl (if you don't know her that well) with your mouth; that way you find out if she's on her period without bloody fingers AND you give her a good time. He is no longer considered a wise man. He lost his mojo, sanity and no longer knows his sexuality. He will never be the same after going down on a monk. So all you ladies reading this, shave. Never have a monk if you wish to continue populating the earth, no guy likes a MONK ever.