Momma’s child
Momma’s child is a man/woman regardless of age that takes care of his/her mother. Momma’s child is the great child to check up on mom. Kind’ve like God’s child. A saint that looks out for mom 100% of the time and does for mom at least 75% of the time. A child that treads lightly and attempts not to inconvenience their mother. A child that will repay their mother for any unintended inconveniences. The one that feels close to mom that will hand deliver the most respect. With a momma’s child a mother can live with this child and spoil their mom rather than a mommas boy/girl who will leach off their mother like they’re still on their mom’s tit. A mommas girl/boy is quite the opposite. A mommas girl/boy will accept any and everything from mom. This kid will have mom take care of them and spoil them. This child will live with their mom like a little kid and reap all the benefits of their mom till the very end. A mommas boy/girl is fully acceptable and not at all demeaning as an adolescent or incapable/incapacitated adult however, as an able bodied adult, they should be entirely ashamed . They dont consider their mother enough. They’re just there for the benefit of having a mom. They typically make false promises to their mothers about how when they make it she’ll be taken care of but almost never take the required actions to take care of her in any way they can in the moment. Same rules apply for daddy’s child and daddy’s boy/girl.
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| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |