Mom

A narcissistic attention whore who thinks she is royalty and when someone proves her wrong she throws a fit and plays the victim card. And when that doesn’t work she gets aggressive because you don’t bow down to her and treat her like the white trash queen that she thinks she is. And she thinks it’s funny to talk about how much she doesn’t care about your feelings or your well being. She gets joy out of wearing down your self esteem until there is nothing left. She always talks about how every guy is an asshole and treats her like shit. And you feel bad for her until you realize that she is the problem. You start to realize none of these guys are probably half as bad as she makes them out to be. And if they are you can see why. You used to hear her ex yelling at her and calling her a bitch and you thought he was such an asshole. But now you don’t blame him at all. You’re actually quite surprised he didn’t beat the shit out of her. And most people would never even think about their mother like this. And you might think you’re crazy for having these thoughts. But trust me, you’re the sane one.