Molly Marie Bell tee
The greatest girl that you will ever meet. She is shy at first, but once she does talk to you, it will be special. There is nothing that this girl cannot do. She is simply and utterly perfect in every way. She often goes for guys who are not on her level, but that is okay as one will come along who is just right. His name will most likely be Alex. If things go right, they will be together forever. If, however, they don't, both parties will have the most miserable of lives. Besides all of this, Molly is one girl who much of the world will miss out on. If you know her and you don't appreciate her, you are blind, mentally ill, or just simply a stupid and stubborn person. She is the most beautiful girl you will find in all of the world. No one person will ever match her personality. Amazing does not even begin to describe her. She does not think as highly of herself as most think of her. She is kind, caring, loving, smart, cute, ambitious, precarious, clever, and trustworthy. Thank you, Molly Marie Bell. Thank you for everything that you do. You will have a successful life and if things go right, at the end you will die with dignity, peace, and the last name: Old. You are loved by many... but no one loves you as much as your true love. Alex will always love you.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!