Mollie Tee
Typically willowy long and leggy; adorned with perfect fruit. Born into a small boondock, and graduates to a larger whistle-stop. Dreams of NYC; Looks as though she should. Likely listens to Style Council’s Café Bleu. Spends quiet nights with the Dr.. Capricious and wayward. Likes to drink and has a cute languid wink. Can touch the sky, without the heels. Usually in something black. Fain to manifest a British accent. Tattooed. Can play gay. Definitely Bi and cooler than you. Probably reads Nylon, and the Style section of the New York Times. Feasibly would like to live off someone else’s money. Dyes hair frequently. Presumptively sleeps with everyone, initiating halfwits to talk about it at great volume in crowded watering holes. Day dreaming consists of choosing outfits for the next show (aka, any night out). Vagina clips! Don’t know, don’t ask, flawlessly naughty. Large lower lip that curls exquisitely over. The perfect snack for any American boy or girl. Liv Tyler wishes!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!