Mk2 Brainrot

The chronic mental decay afflicting GTA Online players who think using the easiest, most overpowered toys in the game makes them skilled. Symptoms include a deep reliance on anything that requires zero aim and even less brain activity — Oppressor Mk II missiles, tanks, the Kosatka missile station, and the orbital cannon (because apparently clicking one button from a submarine counts as “PvP”). Players suffering from MK2 Brainrot will use any low-effort method to kill someone, then act like they’ve achieved a tactical masterclass. Studies show a significant portion of their frontal lobe — the part responsible for reasoning, humility, and basic human decency — has eroded entirely, likely replaced with Red Bull, ego, and white noise from the homing lock-on tone.