Miguel drunk

A condition caused prinicipally by the consumption of an excess of 25 alcoholic beverages (beer, hard-a, mouthwash, etc.) in a short period of time. The condition is typified by the repeated utterance of certain catch-phrases such as "I bet you do," "your titties are on point tonight," and "what a bunch of goat-herders." The condition causes the subject to indiscriminately consume nearby beverages, often at the behest of the drink's rightful owner, further worsening the condition and rendering treatment very difficult to administer. This condition often leads to the kissing of one's best friends, male or female (this particular condition is also known as Mike Donahue gay). It has also been known to cause ones hands to grope nearby women, and may even cause the subject to resemble Tony Danza.