Middex Brenntag Wiederzwiebel tee
Middex Brenntag Wiederzwiebel (né Dreckiger-Dan), also known for inventing the light bulb, is a non-national holiday in Germany set on the third 'Brenntag' (meaning: thursday) of October every 4 years. (Not to be confused with the leapyear) The origin goes back to the year 1690 when Mr. Midday 'Mittags' Mahlzeit shot his first goal in a non-virtual football game after trying for over 2,5 Minutes. Nobody in the audience believed that he could actually pull this off. His opponent often tried to go for the ball (2 times) but did not have good leg-day coordination. So he fell every time before hitting the ball. When Mr. Mittags shot the goal, the airhornes could be heard from nearly half a dozen football fields away and shifted the not-so-national sport into a fiesta. Mr. Mahlzeit found his true passion in the sport and the audience was out of this world (aliens and stuff). He shared his jubilation through the sheer high frequence repetition of the phrase 'Ich haben es' (translates to: 'I got it'). This eventually reached the mayor and she was impressed by his skill to communicate and found it really repetetive aswell but also extremely influential. Thus the Middex Brenntag Wiederzwiebel holiday was born. This is still celebrated to this day but had a non-significant break due to new rulers in the town from 1694 until 2018. So starting 2022, the 56th anniversary of this revolutionary holiday will take place in all its glory all over some small towns and cities withing Germany.
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I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
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The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
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Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
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Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
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