Mexican Shotgun Tee
After eating a large amount of Spanish food and while life is fine and dandy you get the "Oh, no" face. And abruptly leaving the table, running to the restroom. Making it to the restroom gliding across the floor as to not have any impact. Once in the stall, you fumble with the pants forgetting how to unbuckle pants as if it were the most impossible task. Great Success. Then taking pants and underpants off at same time, once they hit knee area, fully expecting to make it to ankles. But unexpectedly once at the knees, your poor lack of timing causes your tightened sphincter muscles to release. Your only course of action at this point is to attempt sitting before your poop spray coats the walls. But alas, it is too late. There is now a shotgun blast of poop starting on the walls waist level leading to inside the toilet bowl. You continue to finish all of your amazingness into the toilet. After the sweaty unfortunate event, you wipe up your butt as opposed to your neighbors, picking up your pants and leaving the restroom in shame. Anyone else entering the restroom will know that the last person to use this stall was the victim of a mexican shotgun.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.