Mexican cartwheel tee
A sex act mentioned by the character Adrian Hobbs to her husband Andrew as a suggestion made by another character, Dulcy, in A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy, written and directed by Woody Allen (1982). Andrew replied that it sounds incredibly filthy, however no description is given, and people have been making suggestions as to the nature of the act ever since. Here's another. Not the gymnastic activity. Rather analogous to the wheel of a cart. Hot version: Woman seated atop a man, with his erect penis in her vagina. She straightens her knees and puts her legs forward at angles, like the spokes of a cart wheel. She may do the same with her arms, as though they were spokes of a second wheel. Then her partner (or, better, one or more other persons) rotates her with the penis acting like an axle. Success may depend upon the physical attributes of the persons involved. Extra hot version: Gender here is less relevant. The erect penis is in the rotating partner's rectum. Super hot (but extremely difficult) version: Two penises are involved at the same time in the same orifice. Variant: Two erect penises act like two ends of an axle, one taken orally, the other below. Some contraption, such as a netted hammock or a board with a hole in it, may be necessary to suspend the top partner. Most easily performed, given some practice, in a zero-gravity environment, in which case anchoring of the partners serving as axles will be necessary.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!