Metal Tee
Metal is a loud angry form of music that came into being when angry white people stole guitar scales from the blues. It can be characterized by loud distorted guitars, loud drums, and generaly campy lyrics. Music is a fairly varied genre adn consists of my sub-genres the were created in an atempt to stay underground and avoid the fate that always befall underground music the gains popularity (for example in its most popular prime metal unfortunatly spawned poison).here are some sub-genres: heavy metal started it all, so it desrves respect, that said there isn't much realy heavy about it, just loud blues inspired rock NWOBHM as above, but becoming more recognizable as metal Power Metal Super Campy, Mildly Homo Erotic.... but you gotta' respect the skill. Gothic Metal goth themes and vocals + watered down metal backing = Gothic Metal symphonic metal metal with pianos violins and choruses thrown in for. Death Metal low syncopated guitar parts, blast-beats, gurgling rasping vocals, and gore obsessed lyrics. Black Metal loud fast guitars (not as down tuned as DeathMetal), blast-beats, shrieking vocals, corpse paint, and shitty production Nu Metal the bastard child of the metal community, very comercial, but not all bad. encorperates rap. Fans are really the only annoying thing. progressive metal long, varied, songs and heavy influence from other genres. Doom Metal Slow, heavy, depressive metal with 8+ minute songs. stoner doom metal downer fueled doom metal. glam metal super campy metal in drag metalcore new version of nu metal, just as comercial. fans just as annoying. basicaly emo with metal guitar. metalcore musicians have talent, but no heart. Still... one of the most popular kinds of metal. Also Band names must be at least 3 words long. thrash metal loud fast metal with dark lyrical themes and fast complex guitar, however thrash metal still retains classic rock vocal style. speed metal NWOBHM, but faster. Deathcore emo inspired Death Metal, with leass anger and gore. Mostly found on Myspace.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.