Merthyr
A land full of green But not that type of green I mean weed Travel a mile to the Gurnos to see chavs who spit and piss on slides travel further Galon Uchaf with a football field that has no goalposts Then you see Dowlais a cold and snowy land inhabited by Jack Kahl Next is pant which is alright no one really cares for it cause its shite After that is Penydarren Old people and the Londis and the bald man called Aaron You the town where the smackheads live asking for money that you should never give Then there's Heolgerrig the poshest of the lot everyone hates them cause they brag a lot After that is Swansea road live there and everyone knows you've been on drugs since you were 4 Lastly, we have Cefn and Trefechen boring and full of specials The land of green the taff trail and Drugs The land of green The land of weed
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
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| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |