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*A type of totally useless and good-for-nothing parasite that must get burned alive and or otherwise killed after chopping off the appendages in between its thighs with a blunt saw with and further mutilation. *A group of faulty brainless utterly good-for-nothing piles of feces to whom this rule applies: "Have you been forced to wear certain clothers? Have you been forced to get married and give birth? Robbed of the application of your rights to vote or study? Banished from your home because you were raped? Told to stay silent about a horrid wrongdoing and crime that was done to you? Been penetrated against your consent? Witnessed your fathers getting tortured? No? STFU then about women and watch glorious mama karma delivering you what you deserved all along. History never changes SO REAP WHAT YOU SOW you pointless bitch who got his legs wide open for any living being approaching!". HAH *Also known as the pile of useless infested feces that all sane ones around the globe deeply wish them removed from the world (such as myself who deeply and sincerely and on all levels and grounds wish to see the exhilarating day when this group drops dead :) ) after mama karma showed them where they belong and thoroughly smeared them on deepest and nastiest depths of hell. P.S.: As a helping citizen, I volunteer to make the last sandwiches for the said group; they come packed with generous amounts of ultra strength rat poison mixed with cyanide. A sauce of bleach is included. Amen =D
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Another hit!
Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.

My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi

Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
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| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |