melissa

First loose defined in the 1300's by a monkey trainer and street sweeper, a "melissa" is a storm of animal feces commonly seen during a primal dispute over territory in a swampy or mountainous geography. Hey Melissa could be known by any local indigenous tribes that may live close enough to gorillas, orangutans, monkeys, shrews, sloths, visious panda bears, and extremely rarely young brown bears. Today, a food fight in a cafeteria or picnic area would symbolize or closely resemble a "melissa" only with lots of animal feces and smeared poop squishing and plopping onto other animals or walls, ceilings, floors, solid objects thicker than paper, and would have animal poop stick to it. It was a very nasty scene with complete packs of animals from all parts of the land. Only several days after the violent "melissas" of shit months of mating would occur interspecies and between species. "Melissas" are not televised, written about or researched on because it would exceed the violence and smut ratings of all global video programming. Next time you're in a restaurant be nice to your friends and avoid a "melissa".