Melbourne

The state capital of Victoria, Australia Melbourne is a dark, dirty, mangy shithole. Demographic; moisturising, manscaping, sandal wearing metrosexual pseudo fags. A town where a broke as fuck 30 year old uni student wearing a skivvy with sandals is held in higher esteem than an accomplished and successful tradesman, Spiritual home of the Bogan, A stinking filthy river flowing through the guts of it, The people from there claim to be well educated, cultured and globally aware but all they seem to do is bitch and moan about others, narcissism reigns supreme. In a nutshell the only two good things about Melbourne are Carlton Draught and the Hume Hwy northbound.