Mel Tee
The most amazing girl anyone could ever know, she's funny, cute, will make you laugh, simply... She will just make you the happiest person if you are to date her. She has had rough times in her past and still always has rough times to deal with so treat her like she is your princess because she deserves it. She never lies to you so do the same to her or you are just asking to end the relationship you have with her. It's easy to talk to a Mel just because how much you will find you have in common with her. She doesn't even have to try to make you feel like a king, just talking to her will make you believe you are the luckiest person alive. A person such as her is extremely rare, so if you find her, know that she is a one of a kind gal and you should do everything you can to stay together no matter how far away you live from each another. I will give one warning, don't look in her beautiful light eyes, if you do you might fall in love. You will spend hours upon hours talking and just chilling then looking at the clock and being amazed by how much time has gone by because time flies when your in a great mood. Her voice is sweet and amazing which is where her name "Melody" comes to play, she knows how too look sexy, and loves to look sexy. She will wear a thong just because "It's sexy". Don't take these things lightly, she is also a savage beast not to be messed with.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.