mee mee

(V) A concept that originated in 2006 as the simple act of sleeping; later, it developed into an art form and a lifestyle. Derived from the annoying sound some humans make while sleeping (mmmmm meemeemeemeemee), the mee mee today involves a multitude of elements, including (but not limited to) various styles of initiating sleep as well as its own clothing line. The mee mee itself comes in several varieties: the unadulterated mee mee (consisting of sleep without being bothered), the extended mee mee (consisting of an extended period of sleep), and the highly effective mee mee (consisting of sleep that makes one feel refreshed), and extending the mee mee (simply returning to sleep after waking up). Other variations of the art form include "mee mee dives," which are constituted by elaborate and clever efforts to place oneself upon their respective bed. Said dives are typically graded on a difficulty scale of 1-5, with 5 signifying the most challenging dive. Further pertinent notes regarding the mee mee are listed below: (1) The ultimate mee mee accessory is known as the "mee mee suit," which can best be described as an exceptionally comfortable blanket suitable for all things mee mee. (2) Certain music can function as a highly effective mee mee accessory. This "mee mee music" typically includes any and all music with soothing or relaxing connotations. Examples of mee mee music include "Sparks" by Coldplay, "Piano Nocturne in Ebm" by Chopin, and anything by Nora Jones. (3) Select alcoholic beverages also serve as valuable mee mee tools. While red wine is commonly considered the paramount "mee mee juice," liquor and beer also perform admirably toward the end-game, which is, of course, to assist in the mee mee.