Meathead

An absolutely careless senseless clumsy fuck, incapable of following any instructions, usually breaking anything they lay their fat juicy 1 inch stubby fingers on. They are most likely to be weaing steal toe cap boots everywhere they go and are unable to tie up their laces due to the pure chunk of their fingers. D.T & motor vehicle are their key subjects at school although be careful that they don't clonk their heads on anything as the pure mass of their skull will smash anything in its path. You'll easily track them down as they leave a hot smell of cow shit everywhere they go.