MDEC
A place featuring the suffering of hell mixed with the mindless tedium of purgatory. The minnions (or WGMs) are gernally fat greasy males or attractive young blondes who have bedded the fat greasy males, who patrol the area, strutting around looking important, and making sure that the mortals (or Keyers) keep looking at their screens at all times. Common phrases often heard at MDEC are: "You should be back keying by now" (meaning "you are 15 seconds late back from break and I'm trying to impose my authority. My God I'm so important.") "Would you like to see your seeds?" ("You dared to make a mistake last week and I'm going to mull over it with you") "Sick absence is still too high" ("We make you book your annual leave 18 months in advance and now you tell us you need a day off?") "I quit" ("I quit") The average "life-span" (the time it takes for a keyer to become so desparately bored with the job that they run out crying) is 18 months.
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
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| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |