Mayor McShiv
This is the person who you would meet in Prison, inevitably, if you ever were to screw McDonalds (the Fast Foods-restaurant chain) badly enough to get your self locked-up for your prosecutable crime against Them. (F.Y.I., Mayor McShiv is most deadly when he teams with his own Partner In Crime, **The Ass|Burglar.** if you see these two together ... well, you had better run away, as fast as you can, ´less you want to wind up a Bloody, Cummy, Holey, Traumatized Mess.) _\|/_ actually, "Mayor McShiv" was introduced to The World, for the first time, as a part of the punch|line of one of Conan o'Brien's hilarious Monologue Jokes, on a May 11, 2006 taping of 'Late Night with Conan o'Brien'; whereäs with The Ass|Burglar, it would appear as if _he_ has been around, for millennia -- suffice It to say, The Ass|Burglar definitely is _not_ exclusive to the McDonalds' brand. :-( anyway, "McShiv" is a play on the word "McCheese," as in 'Mayor McCheese,' who himself was an actual part of The McDonalds' "Family," up until some point-of-time in the 1970s; if you'd like to get some background on this **Mayor McCheese** fella, you get It from Wikipedia.
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Proofread much? She might seem "quite"? Please fix the spelling to "quiet". Can't believe I was considering this purchase...
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I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
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My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
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| S | 28" | 18" |
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| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
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