Maybe I’ll be Tracer
‘‘Tis is da worsd Team I have Evr Played Wit In Mai LEif Wen We Fianally get tu da point everyone dies I understands dat evry now an then a team won’t click But wen it comes to u I dom’t tink I can sympathize U SHOULD’VE PICKED MERCY U SHOULD AVE PICKED ANY KIND OF SUPPORT WE END E D UP LOOSING AND IT ALL UR FAULT U SOULD AVE LEARNED HOWW DIS GAEM WORKS U SOULD AVE BEEN HELPING- “If u liek Mercy so much, Y DONT U JUZ MARRY HERRR” You you’re the type dat gets on mike an tries tu lecture meh You’re teh most useless purson we ave on our team I’ve naver seen anybodi R@G£ Qu!+ quite as hard as u Maybe u should go bakc to playing team fortress twoo “I’M NOT GANNA BE MERCYY IM NOT GUNNA BE ANI KINDD OF SUPPORT WE ENDED UP LOOSING AN U GOT ALL MAD UR TEARS R WAT I LIVE 4” U SOULD AVE BEEN MERCY “IM NOT GINNA BE ANI KIND OF SUPPORT” WE ENDED UP LOSING AND ITS ALL UR FAULT “Ur tears are wat I live 4” Maybe i’ll Be Tracer “I’m already Tracer” Wat about Widow Maker? “I’m already Widow Maker >:3” I’ll be Bastion “NERF Bastion” You’re right so Winston “I wonna be Winston” I guess I’ll be Genji “Im already Genji” Den I’ll be McCree “I already chooz McCree” I hve an idea “Watz ur idea” U SOULD be- “IM NOT GOINNA BE MERCY” U SOULD AVE PICKED MERCY U SOULD AVE PICKED ANY KIND OF SUPPORT WE ENED UP LOSING AND ITS ALL UR FAULT “Ur tears ar wat I live 4” “IM NOT GOINA PICK MERCY” U SOULD AVE PICKED ANY KIND I can write o more words :c
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |