Maury

1) An American tabloid style talk show which exploits people of low socioeconomic and educational status, who are seeking paternity testing or lie detector testing to prove infidelity. 2) A tv show where you would find the most ignorant and ratchet Americans who weren't ignorant and ratchett enough for Jerry Springer. 3) A show where people go when they are too dumb or lazy to hit up a lab or the family court for a paternity test. 4) A show where women dash backstage like Olympic runners when they hear that the man they accused is not the baby daddy. 5) A show where Maury asks the accused man, "If this is your child, you will step up and take care of it," but the viewer can predict with 100% accuracy that the man won't do shit whether or not he is the father.