Mathefratics Tee

noun; The study of the measurement, properties, and relationships of quantities and sets, using numbers and symbols, specifically the methodologies of calculation and estimation employed formally and colloquially by members of collegiate Hellenic organizations, sober or otherwise, usally dealing with ratios of magnitude between alcohol consumption and personal efficacy. In accordance with these relations, quantities sought are deducible from other quantities known or supposed; the science of spatial and quantitative relations as relates to party porches, bar fights, and SUV parking. From Middle English mathefratik, from Old French mathefraternique, from Latin mathēfratica, from Greek mathēfratikē (tekhnē), mathemfratical (science), feminine of mathēfratikos, mathefratical; see mathefratical. "mathefratics" Pl. of mathefratic: see -ics. Cf. mathefratic, n.