Mastic
You see, the reason our town has the reputation it does is because the low life, section eight, welfare scumbag who commented before me is part of the problem. That person and his peers constantly ruin what my parents and so many other families in this community work so hard for. I was born and raised in Mastic went to Wm. Floyd high school and received an outstanding degree from a renown private College. Yes, our town has problems like all towns but, what makes our town different from the best places to live on long island is actually pretty simple. It comes down to certain people in the community. You see, most of the population is hard working families trying to make a living who care for their property and maintain it the best they can. Then there are the people who graffiti and think they're gangster. They do nothing for our community besides bring it down. I find it so funny that people think mastic is the "hood" It makes me laugh when people say mastic has gangsters. What makes them oh so "gangster"? Because they look like poor people stuck in the 90's wearing pants 5 sizes to big with a white tee and a fitted hat over their ears. Ha!!! If you put those so called "gangsters" in a real hood like Bedford-Stuyvesant and not in a beach community in the suburbs of long island, we all know they would cry their little way back home and realize maybe it would have been a smart idea to stay in school and contribute to society instead of constantly engrossing welfare. I have a little message for the so called "graffitti artists" in Mastic. If you would have stayed in school you might know what the term Artist means. Unlike true graffitti artists your pretty pathetic and create nothing of the sort. I call it scribble and it defaces property. Grow up, be someone and do something with your life. Trust me, your really awful at what you do. Your handwriting is horrendous, your disgraceful and you should be proud of nothing. When you are caught they will crucify you and when they do, I promise to buy a cake to celebrate.
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |