master cleanse

A silly diet endorsed by Hollywood celebs and people who don't know any better. The dieter consumes a concoction of lemon juice, maple syrup, and cayenne for x number of days. Not usually recommended by any doctor in his right mind, but if you must, 10 days ought to be the limit. Beyonce and Robin Quivers have shed pounds this way. Jared Leto also used this diet after he gained weight for a film role. Symptoms include constant hunger, dizziness, fainting, grumpiness, and atrophied baby muscles. Here is the recipe: - 2 Tbsp Lemon (approx ½ of a Lemon) - 2 Tbsp Genuine Organic Maple Syrup (not Maple flavored sugar syrup you'd put on pancakes) - 1/10 Tsp Cayenne pepper (red pepper) - Ten oz. glass of hot water (cold can be used if preferred)