Maryama Tee
Oh where to start with Maryama... If you ever encounter a Maryama, you will quickly notice her unwavering kindness and the snow-white purity of her soul. This is accompanied by a beautiful face with the symmetry of a butterfly, the detail of a Renaissance painting, and the tantalizing allure of a single crimson rose nestled in a bed of greenery. Her hair is a delicate shower that germinates the mind's fantasies. Her voice is a cool breeze on a hot summer evening. Her touch, a frosty warm tide that squeezes and tugs at the heart's strings. Her presence is akin to the endearing heat of sunlight piercing the curtain of the heart. And her eyes. Her eyes are glistening archways into the wonders of her mind. Her mind is smart, funny, attentive, whimsical and amusing and curious like a toddler. Like a toddler, she embraces you in her arms and lullabies you to sleep. Asleep, you hope that her divine spirit dances into your dream. Your dreams will come true with a Maryama. And if you ever get one, You won't know where to start with a Maryama...
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!