Martha

Narrator, Martha Martha was an average dog She went- Woof! And- Woof! And- Grrr! When she ate some alphabet soup, then what happened was bizarre Scientist On the way to Martha's stomach, the letters lost their way. They traveled to her brain and now- Narrator, Martha She's got a lot to say! Now, she speaks How now, brown cow Martha speaks Yeah, she speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks Narrator, Martha What's a caboose? When are we eating again? Martha speaks Hey, Joe. Whaddaya know? (My name's not Joe...) She's not always right but still, that Martha speaks Hi there Narrator, Martha She's got a voice, she's ready to shout. Martha will tell you what it's all about Sometimes wrong but seldom in doubt, Martha will tell you what it's all about That dog's unique Testing, one two Hear her speak. Martha speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks and Communicates, enumerates, elucidates, exaggerates, indicates, and explicates, bloviates and overstates, and (pants) Hyperventilates Martha To reiterate, Martha speaks!