Mars Area High School

A true treasure trove of nicotine addicts and underpaid teachers who don’t really teach to well(who can blame them). In this place you’ll find -The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count -The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone -The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist -The pretty white but pretty good basketball team -180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something -Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom -Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.