Markerdouche

A Noun used to define that guy that always has a few to many cans of (usually) light beer and ends up becoming a great nights bad work of art once passing out. Yes.. we've all drawn on one of these guys. To identify this type of guy at the start of a party, look for the following: * A raving loony that peaks far to early in the evening. * Can usually be seen carrying a woman's handbag, while trying to carry it off as "fashion". * When challenged or reasonably questioned about his dress sense will reply, "Everyone dresses like this in Russia". He will say this even if he is not from Russia. This is a ploy to simply have ignorant people believe that he is cultured. Do not fall for such trickery.