Mark

Mark’s name stands for the Mark in a Mark ass bitch. He’s the kind of dude that tries too hard to be funny. Very obnoxious. Loud. He’s kind of like a minor inconvenience that really pisses you off. Like when you pour yourself a bowl of cereal to then find out there’s no milk. Like taking a dump in a public stall and realizing there’s no toilet paper so you have to waddle over to the next stall. Like losing signal during phone sex. Like ripping a trash bag thousands of steps before you even get to the trash bin outside. Like stubbing your toe against the wall or stepping on a lego. Like realizing that flash whilst driving wasn’t lightning but it was the traffic camera snapping you take that red light. You know, the usual thorn on your side.