Mario Mario Tee
Mario "Jumpman" Mario is a plumber born in Brooklin New York on October 11th (year unknown) alongside his younger twin Brother Luigi Mario, he later discovered the Mushroom Kingdom thanks to Princess Peach Toadstool and is now living there permanently. He is the star and main character from the Super Mario franchise, the most successful video game franchise of all time and he is widely known as the most popular character originating from a video game, even exceeding Mickey Mouse in popularity with children. Mario is a typical human with extraordinary (near god-like) abilities, that includes: Super Strength: Mario has been shown lifting entire castles weighting Millions of tons and even carryring a Neutron Star weighting about 750 Septillion tons. Super Speed and reflexes: Mario has performed many incredible speed feats over the years, being mostly portrayed as massively faster than light, even faster than time and space in some occasions. Super Stamina: Mario took several impressive blows and crushes througout his adventures, survived many atomic bombs with huge amounts of Megatons of force, even survived his own universe collapsing and resetting and took hits from Dreamy Bowser, a being who is apparently as powerful as he wishes to be, making Mario theoritically more powerful than anything that ever existed and will ever exist. ...and the list goes on... Mario is often plumbing as his main occupation, but has to rescue Princess Peach from Bowser Koopa on a daily basis
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.