Mario
An Ecuadorian boy at the barber shop that specializes in male pubic hair styling. He is usually uses anti-crab shampoo first because he would not want you to get crabs that live on his penis. His favorite type of pubic hair styling is the Monty Python where he sucks your penis and then uses the saliva on it as a gel to comb your hair into a workable medium. He then proceeds to cut an exact replica of Monty Python on your pubes. He does not charge because he states he was given the chance to suck on your penis and give it a trim at the same time. He also takes the pubes shaven off of you to a Bosley Medical center, where they are grafted into his hair to cover up his balding spots.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨
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| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |