man points

This is a long one! Man points are of biblicly monumentous importance to a mans day to day life they are infact,part of a points system that the big G(God) came up with himself.They are point of which are awarded by oneself or another man on the completion of a manely task.With these points come not only bragging rights,but a sence of self satisfaction and supeiorority over more feeble men manely tasks enclued: .Stoking a fire with a stick and causing bigger flames .chopping down a tree with an axe .sharpening a pencil with a knife .digging a big hole manuely(without mechanical assistance) .belching loudly .peeing over 1meter .writting a letter with a self sharpened quill .drinking alot of beer without showing it(drunkness) .speeding .talking loudly in a quiet public place to make your point seem more intelliegent .knocking someone out and many, many more