Man

Sentient creature only good for two things: money and amusement. Intellectually inferior to the female counterpart, but has an inferiority complex which causes them to beat their fists on their chests and make strange, mammal-like noises a.k.a. shouting, screaming, bitch-fitting, throwing a tantrum. Incapable of accepting their uselessness in bed, which is why a dildo is so much better because we can actually reach orgasm that way instead of enduring three minutes of grunts and groans before he ejaculates and we fake orgasm just to shut him up. This creature likes to use violence against his female counterpart when she outwits him, because he is incapable of logic or reason and when things don't go his way he'll throw a hissy fit. Synonymous to: Neanderthal, lazy cunt.