Mall Goth

Someone who believes they are a Goth, when in reality, they are conformers to a class of people they believe to be "cool" Identification Tips- 1. Excessive Piercing (Beyond an ear or lip) 2. Hairstyles beyond unnatural, a True Goth may color hair white or black or some natural tone, while mall goths prefer green, pink, purple, and bright neon red 3. Fascination with the store Hot Topic 4. An even bigger fascination with Twilight and Edward "twinkle-toes" Cullen 5. A preference of My Chemical Romance over true Gothic music like Theater of Tragedy and Saviour Machine 6. Complete lack of knowledge of the word Azrael 7. If you mention Edward Cullen they shriek like Hannah Montana fans 8. Belief that Paganism is the same as Demon Worship 9. Belief that Veganism is the same as Paganism 10. Pentagram necklaces are not a sure sign, but may be worn by Mall-Goths 11. Belief that Edward Cullen is Jesus Christ and that Jesus Christ never existed, even though we know a guy named Jesus lived 2000 years ago and used magic to heal people and blood sacrificed himself, making him a better Goth than all these people