malcolm turnbull

29th and current Prime Minister of the Commonwealth of Australia. Affectionately referred to by his adoring party members north of 50 in the most serious of circumstances as: Malcolm Turncoat, or some other clever variation thereof. Rather large fan of pontificating and gesturing dramatically either barefisted or with his trendy glasses held aloft in an attempt to enthuse people poorer than himself as to the merits of a government agenda he himself does not believe which is largely pushed upon him by a rabid right-wing caucus under the firm command of the insurgent former Prime Minister and standard bearer for those who like their onions just a little too raw, Tony Abbott. Lives in Wentworth, Sydney. Likes Kayaking, his wife (hopefully), and his three Dalmatian-poodle-shiatsu crosses, Mo-Mo, Puddles, and HRH Richard the III.