Mahopac

A middle class suburban down in Mahopac, New York, named after the once toxic lake in which the students of the middle school currently reside. It is a uncultured town, filled with Guido Italians, pot smoking skater kids, and snoody rich white folk. Joe Torre once lived there while he still coached the New York Yankee's but since his career was going to the back nine, he moved, leaving the town with its only source of interest. What remains is a large group of teenage children who are usually bored and think that by drinking alcohol in their parents basement, hanging out at the Stop And Shop, or the McDonald's parking lot gives them some sort of "cool" factor. They fail to realize that this is just a precursor to their eventual downfall in society. Basically, it blows.