Maham Syndrome tee
When an individual has developed a severe and utter dedication towards a fictional male, this obsession is ridiculously unhealthy to the point that it may consume your entire life. your loved ones, familly, pets, jobs, children, marriage and etc. All of this consumed by the void that is Maham syndrome. Your life will be in utter shambles. The afflicted individual may develop genuine sexual feelings towards the characters in severe cases. Their reality will forever warp into an endless and mindless void of just (insert fictional male here). They will see nothing but it. They will be consumed by it. They will become it. They will fantasize and go mad, insane and delusional. Reality will become false. They will not live to see the day again where there is no (insert fictional male here) in their deluded line of sight. Their life will become a miserable, miserable tragedy. A horror story. And so if you know anyone who might have this syndrome, please call their loved ones and tell them its too late. There is no cure. Once they are in the rabbit-hole, there is no escaping. They will forever by tormented by the single-minded thought of (insert fictional male here).
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!